July 26, 2004
Smile. Because you are about to meet the Sex Toy Guru.
As all good tour guides do, I’m here as your sex toy guru to take you on a wonderful trip
through the land of sex toys. As your tour guide, it will be my job to introduce you to a few of my favorite play things, tell you a little bit about them, and the rate them in terms of pure orgasmic pleasure (one through five). One being "You'll need a couple of drinks to even want to take this one home" to five being "I couldn't stop screaming Ellen Degeneres' name last night." (hehe I'm sorry I just can't resist her)
I give this toy 4 outstanding orgasms!!! 0hhh! 0hhh! 0hhh! 0hhh!
Join our tour again soon for a look at new toys, new experiences, and new way for you and or your partner to explore the wonderful world of sex toys. Oh wait! If the Hitachi Magic Wand is not enough for you, there’s always the Hitachi Magic Twin-Head Massager ($95) and like they always say, “two heads are better than one.” And they aren’t kidding.
Contact me with any questions, concerns, and of course praise any time!