I often wonder if there is such a thing? In the thousands of times that i've been to public urinals, i've never seen anybody change the urinal block. Yet I go the very next day and there it is a fresh brand new urinal block!!! You would think that somebody would've spotted her at least once (if you were down wind of her you'd smell the urinal block). One thing though she'd have to be able to wave a wand and have them appear because I don't think she'd have the time to go to every urinal and drop one...
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Saturday 10 Mar 2007

THE URINAL BLOCK FAIRY....

I often wonder if there is such a thing? In the thousands of times that i've been to public urinals, i've never seen anybody change the urinal block. Yet I go the very next day and there it is a fresh brand new urinal block!!! You would think that somebody would've spotted her at least once (if you were down wind of her you'd smell the urinal block). One thing though she'd have to be able to wave a wand and have them appear because I don't think she'd have the time to go to every urinal and drop one in, that would take all day especially when she's working the Sears Tower. Have you ever tried to carry a couple of boxes full of urinal blocks well believe me it's no easy task, especially when trying to munch on a Rice Crispy Treat at the same time. I wonder if she works in third world countries? I don't think they'd have much need for them over there. Unless someone can come up with a handy way of hanging them over a latrine. I believe that if someone were to invent a urinal block that worked in a latrine, that person would hold the key to world peace. Imagine a country that is all of a sudden presented with fresher smelling toilets and urinals, that country would surely be so gratefull that they would present the inventor with a key to the city and maybe even have a day named after that person and on that day a parade would be thrown in their honor with huge urinal block floats and people wearing urinal block hats. If the urinal block fairy does exist and I were to meet her I would have one question for her: Is there such a thing as a Urine Undertow? and if caught in one how do you get out.
 
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