I'll never understand how people just accept certain days as a sort of holiday, just because some marketing dopes were able to fool them into thinking that they need to do what every body else is doing. I'm talking about Valentines Day!!! Every time I walk by a store and see one of those displays, I wish that I could produce some vomit not to much but just enough to give that store window a once over. Now onto people that go on shooting rampages. I urge you, please stop using the trench coat!!! Aren't there any other types of...
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Wednesday 14 Feb 2007

DOUCHE BAG HOLIDAYS..........

I'll never understand how people just accept certain days as a sort of holiday, just because some marketing dopes were able to fool them into thinking that they need to do what every body else is doing. I'm talking about Valentines Day!!! Every time I walk by a store and see one of those displays, I wish that I could produce some vomit not to much but just enough to give that store window a once over.

Now onto people that go on shooting rampages. I urge you, please stop using the trench coat!!! Aren't there any other types of jackets that you can wear? Rampage Shooters have given the trench coat a bad rap. It's difficult for me to go into my local jewel with my umbrella tucked under my trench coat thanks to you people. Are there any fashion people out there that can give'em any suggestions? I would recommend a 2 piece suit, no body would ever suspect a guy in a 2 piece suit. The only problem is where to put the shot gun. You might have to change your weapon of choice. Why not try a snub nose, although you might not be able to takeout as many people as you wanted but hey you can't have your cake and eat it too. I guess you're going to have to learn to be selective, that's the best that I can do until some body comes up with some other type of outfit to use. How about the classic all black outfit, black pants-black sweater-black skull cap-and the classic black face. The seventies is back baby!!! If you get caught just break into a rendition of MAMMY, and tell the police that it was some other guy dressed in black.
 
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